Chapter 010 dares to sever ties with you
What does it mean
The celestial doll scolded in a tone of reproach, "Are you foolish? The most famous characteristic of the Pixiu is that it only consumes and does not excrete, which is why people consider it a good omen and regard the Pixiu as a symbol of good fortune"
Mo Liqingdao: "When we were in the Heavenly Court, our duty was to guard the Southern Heavenly Gate, standing watch for an entire day without any shifts, and we became accustomed to it"
As soon as I entered the house, Pipi lazily got up and shook its fur, which was a simple way of greeting. I approached it step by step, intending to pry open its mouth to see if there were any leftover diamond crumbs; after all, even a ring of a few tenths of a carat would be nice. Pipi, however, retreated warily, and I said with a flattering smile, "Pipi, do you want to vomit?"
Little Strong
What does it mean
Heavenly Realm Doll said: "I hope it won't be like this, but it should be impossible."
Heavenly Realm Doll said: "If they don't want to sleep, don't force them. Am I not the one who doesn't sleep every day?"
I am asking, apart from these, what tangible benefits can I obtain
"What the hell!" I roared like Ma Jingtao, "What does your war with the gods and demons have to do with me? You asked me to take you in, and I agreed. It's fine if you want to cause trouble for others, but you can't even handle your own enemies. Aren't you just dragging me down with you?"
Heavenly Realm Doll said: "I will send them back!"
"He is just a foodie, isn't he?" I said disappointedly as I took another sip of beer, feeling frustrated. "Then let's talk about these four big brothers; how did they fall from the sky?" Upon hearing that there was no benefit to be gained, I even changed my way of addressing them.
I tapped on the table and said: "Let's talk about future matters later. Given this meaning, do these four also have to settle down with me here?"
As I entered the building and passed the second floor, I intended to inquire about Wang Fang, Zhao Qianqian, and the situation regarding the library, but upon checking the time, I decided against it
Good! I am also getting nervous
Almost perfect, so I said you have talent
I softened my heart and asked the boss to add 50 more skewers. The boss apologetically replied, "Brother, what you are eating are the last few; the new ones haven't been prepared yet"
That day, the kings acted at their own discretion
I exclaimed, "So you are the largest and the only distributor!"
Moli Hong said: "Let the elder brother eat all of these, we will wait for the next batch."
The celestial doll encouraged me, saying: "You can do it!"
It is true that raising a Pixiu is expensive; from this perspective, it can indeed motivate you to earn money
I brought the celestial doll to the master bedroom and asked it, "As a newcomer, why don't you spend some time with them?"
After listening, I silently pulled away the wine glass behind the celestial doll and drank it dry, sincerely saying: "Don't you think my tender shoulders are a bit unable to bear such a heavy burden?"
The Four Heavenly Kings squeezed into the car as usual. The heavenly child asked, "Can you drive after drinking?"
I speak out for him: "It depends on how you put it. When have we ever not been at the forefront in battle—fighting Sun Wukong, battling Nezha, contending with Chen Xiang, and weren't we the first to charge in against Yang Jian?"
I chuckled and said, "Just teasing you." Then I asked the celestial doll, "How many types of emotions have you received?"
Mo Li Hai waved his hand and said: "What the child said is indeed the truth; it is our own cultivation that is lacking"
As soon as I heard this, I slapped my forehead and said, "Come on, guys, listen to me—my bad attitude today is not directed at you. Anyone encountering such a situation needs a psychological adjustment period, right?" I mean, they are all pampered individuals; they can't even be satisfied with a lamb skewer, and when they throw a tantrum, they refuse to engage—what is this, a picture book?
... ...
This is akin to the recruitment process at the Public Security Bureau, where everything is presented positively before hiring, only to find oneself assigned an undercover task. If the counterpart were a minor adversary, I could tolerate it, but the counterpart is Ultraman!
Isn't it impressive that you treat something like the Pixiu, a mythical creature revered by emperors and dignitaries, as if it were a mere dog
Heavenly Realm Doll said: "No, Aoi Sora's talent and potential are not as good as yours."
Is it the case that joy, anger, sorrow, happiness, and worry are all present?
The name "Pixiu" sounds very familiar, as it seems to be a legendary mythical beast that is often mentioned alongside the Qilin and similar creatures
It is best to explain clearly within 140 characters.
Do you have any further questions
When the mountains have no edges and the heavens and the earth are united, only then will I dare to part with you
In the resurgence of the demonic path, they coveted the position of the heavenly court's ruler. They initiated a war, and regardless of whether they were gods or demons, those who were defeated would fall to the mortal realm. Consequently, some of the less accomplished deities were the first to descend.
I slapped my thigh: "Pipi not only snatched someone else's diamonds, but also casually took a few bills. The main issue is that this involves two groups of people."
When it was time to settle the bill, the boss hurriedly sat behind the charcoal fire, carefully observing after placing the bill in front of me—he was already prepared for the possibility that we would not pay. After I paid the bill, I saw him secretly making the sign of the cross on his chest
I said: "Then why don't you chat with them for a while?"
Are you bragging?
Indeed, the Pixiu must have been cast down to the mortal realm. The Pixiu has a particular fondness for consuming gold, silver, treasures, and precious artifacts. Therefore, it is not surprising that Brother Feng's diamond was devoured by it, especially since they flaunted the diamond ostentatiously in public.
Heavenly Realm Doll said: "At first glance, these people are clearly not good individuals; they deserve their misfortune"
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After finishing the clay pot noodles, Mo Lishou looked at the stove with a greedy expression and muttered, "The boss doesn't even say to spare a few..."
Are you saying that I need to go to Japan early to see the cherry blossoms
From now on, it will all depend on you to create these five emotions; whether the Four Heavenly Kings can return quickly rests entirely on you
If they don't let me in
The boss stumbled.
I said with a mournful expression: "Even if you are looking for an ambassador for Earth, you should choose someone with a greater influence. Someone whose every frown and smile can touch people's hearts and who loves world peace—Aoi Sora would be a good choice!"
At this moment, Mo Li Hai Dao said: "Hmm, this thing tastes really good!"
I will treat you the same way Erkang treated Ziwai
Uh... I changed the subject and asked the celestial doll, "Do you mean that there will be a continuous stream of people falling down in the future?"
Magic Li Hai Dao: "You sleep, we can just stand."
As the largest and sole investor of the government, would you get along well with the doorman
"What a good digestive system that must be!" I asked, "So what do you mean by saying I have gained?"
The Four Heavenly Kings were preoccupied with their skewers, while the celestial doll openly threatened me, saying: "You have signed a contract with the Celestial Realm!"
Driving under the influence during the day is a disregard for the lives of others; this little bit of drinking and driving is a disregard for one's own life—I believe I can still drink a bit more
Will that have an impact on the human world? This is the question I am most concerned about
Then you still need to sleep, don't you? After you come down, you still have to eat, right
Place the wine glass behind my back
How is it possible not to sleep
Heavenly Realm Doll: "Align me properly"
The barbecue stall owner brought over a skewer to check on the grilling, and upon seeing my hysterical state, quietly said to Mo Li Hai: "Is this how your friend ends up after just a beer and a picture book?"
I spread my hands and said, "This is not me being stingy."
I subtly reminded the celestial doll: "Leave some face for others"
Well... it's a long story. Where should I begin?
Mo Liqing also said: "Indeed, I have never eaten anything so delicious in the heavens"
Upon hearing this, the Four Heavenly Kings turned red in the face—my ability to recognize who is who relies entirely on their complexions: Mo Li Hai has a pale face, Mo Li Qing has a yellowish complexion, Mo Li Shou has a dark face, and Mo Li Hong has a red face; now they all look like four Mo Li Hongs.
I hurriedly said, "Then once Pipi pulls out the diamond, won't we be rich?"
Mo Li Hai generously exclaimed, "Go ahead and eat, go ahead and eat!" He instinctively shouted to the boss, "With this much, bring four more servings." The boss was taken aback, and I sternly said, "Ignore them, bring four bowls of clay pot noodles."
Heavenly Realm Doll said: "The Heavenly Realm is in turmoil, and we need assistance from the Human Realm, specifically by absorbing the five emotions of 'joy, anger, sorrow, happiness, and worry' from humans. I am the only one in the Heavenly Realm capable of accepting these five emotions"
Heavenly Doll said: "Of course, when sending a Buddha, you must send him to the West. You are the only representative of our heavenly realm in the mortal world, so you are responsible for their food, accommodation, and travel. That's why I say, whenever you decide to send them away is entirely up to you. You need to work diligently and earn emotional currency quickly; perhaps you could send them away by tomorrow."
Uh ... ... this is the outline, what about the introduction
Heavenly Realm Doll said: "You are not bad either, you are the largest developer!"
Heavenly Doll said: "Stop having any crooked ideas. Just look at it; since descending from the lower realm, it hasn't eaten anything good. When you're starving to death and take a bite of twice-cooked pork, would you be willing to spit it out?"
I secretly breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "What will happen to those who fell down?"
Are you really not considering Aoi Sora
wwwhetushucomcom I have changed my attitude to accept the cold air: "Why does it concern me?" To be honest, I am not really interested in the war in the heavenly realm, even if it affects Earth, there are various governments to handle it, so to put it bluntly, I am not too worried. However, from the tone of the heavenly realm child, it seems that my identity is quite sensitive in this war, which makes me anxious—my maximum limit is to accept a female ghost as a wife; as for gods and demons, I have never even thought about it, let alone dare to write it in a novel! But hearing the tone of the heavenly realm child, it seems that my identity is quite sensitive in this war, which makes me anxious—my maximum limit is to accept a female ghost as a wife; as for gods and demons, I have never even thought about it, let alone dare to write it in a novel!
I suddenly felt disheartened and said, "Let's sleep!" I looked at Moguihai and the others and arranged, "You four can make do in the small bedroom for the night. Tomorrow, I will go buy two mattresses."
Heavenly Doll Path: "As long as there are enough emotional coins, it can be done. This is also the reason why I sought you out."
Hmm?
The celestial doll paused and said: "The heavenly realm is in chaos, the gods and demons are at war, and the defeated deities have been cast down to the mortal world—simple enough, right?"
I can finally breathe a sigh of relief: "How to send it?"
Moli Hai Dao: "No, we do not need to sleep"
Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Actually, I am not familiar with them. When I was in the Heavenly Realm, I had no contact with those at the level of the Four Heavenly Kings."
Indeed, these five emotions are beneficial to all of us
Moli Shou buried his head in the wine cup: "We've all lost—"
As I leaned the wine glass against its back, the celestial doll said seriously, "Xiao Qiang, what I am about to tell you is the utmost secret; you must not share it with anyone else"
I do not know whether it was due to extreme fatigue or being frightened to the point of fainting, but after it said this sentence, I lost consciousness...
Not at the moment
Mo Lishou pointed at the 50 skewers and said, "I believe each of us can eat this much."
I shouted to the boss: "Boss, we won't pay after we finish eating!"
Heavenly Realm Doll said: "I will still go with you."